"I am Slippery Jim diGrizTHE STAINLESS STEEL RAT

"There aren't many like me in the Universe. I can switch personalities and faces in a flash-rob any bank in any star system, no matter if the guards are robot, human, or other-con a space captain out of his shipstart a war or stop one, whichever pays the most.

"I'm so slippery that when the cops finally caught up with me, there was only one thing they could do.

"They made me a cop ..."